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Why dont women blink during foreplayThey dont from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

Why is it called a Wonder BraWhen from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

What are three words you dread the from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."

What is it when a woman talks from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.

What did the egg say to the from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Whats the ultimate rejectionWhen youre masturbating and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

The officer shouted orders to a nearby from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

Two Marines were sitting around talking one from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?" The second Marine said, "I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?" The first Marine replied, "I would stand very still for half an hour."

An old man approaches the window of from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"